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Funny Kids Jokes

Posted September 18, 2015 - 9:32pm

Do you know any funny kids jokes? My 4 year old has been loving them and it's so adorable to hear her tell them. Her are here 2 latest:

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten tickles.

She's hilarious when she tells it though because sometimes she just says "10" and one time she forgot and said "13".

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go.

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Mommy Ramblings

I know some oldies but goodies:


  • What time is it when an elephant sits on your clock? 
  • Time to get a new clock.


  • What has four wheels and flys?
  • A Garbage truck (flies)


  • What is black and white and red all over?
  • A Newspaper (Read)?


  • How do you keep a bull from charging?
  • Take away his credit card


  • What goes tick-tock bow wow, tick-tock bow wow?
  • A Watch Dog.


Good ones!

Your Kid's Table

These are so cute. I definitely don't do enough joke telling with the kids!


Why did six run away from seven?Because seven eight nine. 


One of my favorites! :)


But my favorite is:Knock Knock // Who's there? // Interrupting Cow // Interrupting Cow Wh -- // MOO!


LOL my kids and a friend were telling jokes in the car last night and that was one of them.  It's so funny to listen to them tell jokes to each other, especially when they mess them up! haha.


Haha! My five year old was trying to get that joke right for the longest time. When she did it was SO funny. We couldn't stop giggling because she finally truly got it.